“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” No—but this Handsome Squidward Headphone Stand/Bust is guaranteed to elevate your audio setup and decor game. Inspired by the unforgettable meme and beloved character from SpongeBob SquarePants, this sculptural bust doubles as a stylish headphone stand or an eye-catching tabletop ornament.

Measuring approximately 15 × 18.5 × 20.5 cm (5.91 × 7.28 × 8.07 inches), this compact yet impactful piece fits neatly on desks, shelves, and nightstands. It’s crafted from solid plastic with a stiff, durable structure, ensuring it holds its shape whether you’re resting your headphones on Squidward’s handsome dome or simply displaying it as conversation-starting art.

Each bust is handcrafted and handpainted in a striking monochrome blue finish that highlights every sculpted detail of Squidward’s chiseled features—his proud brow, sculpted jawline, and elegantly arched nose. The smooth, glossy paint enhances the meme’s ironic elegance, making it a perfect addition for fans of SpongeBob SquarePants, internet culture, or modern pop art collectors.

Whether you need a dedicated spot for your favorite studio headphones or want to add a touch of Bikini Bottom charm to your workspace, the Handsome Squidward Bust delivers on both function and style.

Looking for custom sculptural decor or unique fan art props? Visit our Custom Orders & Cosplay Commissions page to bring your own ideas to life.

Key Features:

• Dual-function bust: decorative display piece and headphone stand

• Sculpted after the “Handsome Squidward” meme from SpongeBob SquarePants

• Measures 15 cm × 18.5 cm × 20.5 cm (5.91 × 7.28 × 8.07 inches)

• Handcrafted and handpainted in glossy monochrome blue

• Made from solid plastic with a stiff, durable structure

• Perfect for desks, shelves, gaming setups, and studios

• Not a toy — designed for decorative and utility use only